Chris Rock on Johnny Depp Trial: ‘Believe All Women Except Amber Heard’

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Comedian Chris Rock hilariously poked fun at actress Amber Heard using the “believe all women” slogan that rose out of the #MeToo movement.

Responding to the ongoing defamation trial between Johnny Depp and Heard, Rock said, “Believe all women, believe all women… except Amber Heard.”

“What the f*** is she on? She s**t in his bed!” Rock said, referring to an incident where someone purposefully defecated in a bed at Johnny Depp’s apartment.

Heard allegedly admitted that it was a “horrible prank gone wrong,” according to Depp’s chauffeur. However, while testifying under oath in court, Heard blamed the infamous defecation incident on Johnny Depp’s teacup yorkie dog named Boo. A housekeeper found a sizable stool that Depp described as so substantial it could only have come from a human.

“She’s fine,” Rock continued. “But she’s not s**tting fine. She s**t in his bed.”

“Once you s**t in someone’s bed, you just guilty of everything,” Rock joked. “What the f*** is going on there? Wow. And they had a relationship after that. It must be amazing p***y. I’ve been with some crazy b****es but Go****mit.”

“Did you commit any kind of prank?” lawyer Elaine Bredehoft asked Heard.

“Absolutely not,” she said.

“First of all, I don’t think that’s funny,” she replied. “I don’t know what grown woman does. I was also not in a pranking mood. My life was falling apart.”

“I don’t think that’s funny period, that’s disgusting,” she said.

She also alleged that Depp violently attacked her and sexually assaulted her during the same altercation in April 2016.

She says Boo was left in the bed. “[Boo] had eaten Johnny’s weed when she was a puppy and had bowel control issues,” Heard told jurors. “We regularly had to take her to the vet to figure out what was wrong with this dog.”

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Heard’s alleged defecation incident was revealed in court on April 28, when Depp’s former executive chauffeur and security guard Starling Jenkins III testified that the actress told him about the “surprise” she left in Depp’s bed following a fight between the ex-couple when they were together. Jenkins clarified that the “surprise” was the defecation.

The security guard also explained that he was driving Heard to a Coachella festival in Indio, California in 2016 when she told him the defecation was a “horrible practical joke gone wrong.”

Depp recalled during the trial that he was shown a picture of the bed after the incident.

“I had gone to Mr. [security guard Sean] Bett and said, ‘She’s at Coachella. I think it’s a good time to go downtown so that I can get some of my things and get them out of there,’ especially things that were precious to me,” Depp said. “Then he showed me a photograph on his telephone of … it was a photograph of our bed, and on my side of the bed, was human fecal matter. … It was so outside. It was so bizarre and so grotesque that I could only laugh. So I did not go down there that day.”

Depp testified that Heard had attempted to blame the bed’s condition on his teacup Yorkies.

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